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pwnator:

noahkai:

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mikehudack:

spiegelman:

Oregon Congressman Earl Blumenauer FTW

thedailywhat:

…and this is where I exercise my M&M eating skills.

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dogandponyshow:

irockitumblr:

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Shit, I’m late!

comicbooks:

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dare I say… SPOON!

pwnator:

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

Mike, the Headless Chicken: Lived for 18 months with its head cut off

Mike the Headless Chicken (April 1945 – March 1947) was a Wyandotte rooster (cockerel) that lived for 18 months after its head had been cut off. Thought by many to be a hoax, the bird was taken by its owner to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City to establish its authenticity.

On Monday September 10, 1945, farmer Lloyd Olsen of Fruita, Colorado, had his mother-in-law around for supper and was sent out to the yard by his wife to bring back a chicken. Olsen failed to completely decapitate the five-and-a-half month old bird named Mike. The axe missed the jugular vein, leaving one ear and most of the brain stem intact. Once his fame had been established, Mike began a career of touring sideshows in the company of such other creatures as a two-headed calf. He was also photographed for dozens of magazines and papers, featuring in Time and Life magazines. Olsen drew criticism from some for keeping theheadless chicken alive. In March 1947, at a motel in Phoenix on a stopover while traveling back home from tour, Mike started choking in the middle of the night. As the Olsens had inadvertently left their feeding and cleaning syringes at the sideshow the day before, they were unable to save Mike.

weird

robot-heart-politics:

chuckmore:abbyjean:

Looking for a single post that sums up the irrational, polarized, go-team mindset of modern political discussion? Well, look no further than A Picture Worth A Thousand Words on the Say Anything Blog. As if the simple number of pages something uses speaks to its value. Of course, that first smaller pile isn’t weighed down with pesky unnecessary pages like those requiring coverage for preexisting conditions. (sauer)

GOP say “Specificity bad! Fire good!”

mikehudack:

ilovecharts:

also true for girlfriends

dogandponyshow:

Setting the DVR now.

frankhejl:

YES!

celesterstallone:

This is better: Am I right or am I right?

I wish.

mutations:

jaune:

monkeyknifefight / sweetwolfshirt / forkableblog

Dexter candy.

oldhollywood:

Malcolm McDowell in If… (1968, dir. Lindsay Anderson)

“One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place.”