minusmanhattan:

nerdology:

Pat showed me this awesome Star Trek: The Next Generation twitter account yesterday.  Simply put it’s two sentence plot lines from what could have been the 8th season of TNG.  It’s unbelievable.  Seriously follow it.

This is gold.

“Wesley returns from a trip to discover that the Enterprise crew has been transformed into pigs. Worf is a mean pig.”

“Picard faces rogue Vulcans who are destroying planets that pose any minor threat. A transporter error turns Barclay into a mattress.”